my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
If fandoms had meetings
Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
